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Chuck Norris Jokes

Post by Patrick Carnahan on Sat 26 Mar 2011, 5:25 pm

Due to the popular demand of a completely random conversation, the Chuck Norris Jokes thread is now open! Post a random Chuck Norris Joke here. It can be one you made up or one you've heard of.

Chuck Norris doesn't liek Mudkipz.


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Post by Sunny on Sat 26 Mar 2011, 5:26 pm

Someone once said that Superman could never be turned into a zombie. Chuck Norris decided to test that claim and the result was Jason Vorhees
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Post by Patrick Carnahan on Sun 27 Mar 2011, 2:08 am

Chuck Norris can freeze magma with his hands.

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Post by Light Umbreon on Sun 27 Mar 2011, 2:42 am

Chuck norris hunts Elephants with drinking straws
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Post by Patrick Carnahan on Sun 27 Mar 2011, 5:00 am

Chuck Norris serial-killed Dexter.

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Post by Light Umbreon on Sun 27 Mar 2011, 10:14 am

Chuck Norris once had his left nut removed, mankind now nows it as Jupiter
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Post by Patrick Carnahan on Sun 27 Mar 2011, 12:58 pm

Chuck Norris is the only known human being to have gone from the North Pole to the South Pole and back alone with no assistance of any kind. Amazingly, he accomplished this feat in 7.8 seconds.

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Post by Light Umbreon on Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:30 am

chuck norris once round house kicked the earth, it is still spinning
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Post by Sunny on Tue 05 Apr 2011, 6:00 am

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
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Post by Light Umbreon on Tue 05 Apr 2011, 6:01 am

Chuck norris can devide by zero
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Post by Patrick Carnahan on Tue 05 Apr 2011, 6:22 am

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris picks one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.

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Post by Light Umbreon on Tue 05 Apr 2011, 8:30 am

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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